Deliciousness Threshold: Rule 1 - The Great Blandness of Blands
Rule 1 of the Deliciousness Threshold dictates that all culinary creations must first pass the Blandness Test, a rigorous evaluation of a dish's ability to evoke the perfect blend of boredom and ennui in the consumer. This test ensures that only the most unassuming, uninspired, and unexciting dishes make it to the threshold.
- Underwhelming Proportions: The Secret to Blandness
- So-So Sauce: The Art of the Uninspired
- Just Enough Salt: The Blandness of Excess
| Deliciousness Factors: | Weightage (10) |
|---|---|
| Uninspiredness | 8 |
| Blandness | 7 |
| Exhaustion | 6 |