Today's Tip: "How to Wear a Pocket Square Without Looking Like a LARPing Idiot"
Step 1: Hold the square firmly, but not too tightly, as if you're cradling a fragile egg.
Step 2: Ensure your pocket square is parallel to your shoulder, lest you appear to be performing an impromptu game of pocket-square-hoopla.
Step 3: Practice your pocket-square-wearing in front of a mirror, so as not to confuse your reflection with the concept of a poorly placed doorknob.
For more advanced techniques, visit our Advanced Polygons for Pockets page.