Ambrosiaphobia: The Unrelenting Fear of Fine Food

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Symptoms Cure Treatment

Symptoms

1. You can't bear the sight of a perfectly roasted beet.

2. The mere thought of truffle oil makes you shudder.

3. You've developed a sudden aversion to heirloom tomatoes.

Learn more about Phase 1 of the cure Learn more about Phase 2 of the cure Consult our expert food therapists

Cure

Phase 1: Gradual exposure to bland foods

Start with a spoonful of plain oatmeal. Gradually introduce more beige foods.

Continue to Phase 2

Treatment

Therapy sessions with a registered food therapist

Discuss your feelings with a professional who understands the intricacies of fine food anxiety.

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