Welcome to the most inefficiently run café in the city. Our menu is a marvel of complexity.
| Beverages | Price |
|---|---|
| Druid Blood Coffee | €12.50 |
| Undersecretary's Urge | €9.99 |
| Bureaucratic Brew | €7.50 |
Side effects may include: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion of paperwork, and a strong sense of existential dread.