Neon Nerds' Amenities

• Overlords' Orders
• Nerdy Delights
• Nerds' Nerds

Here at Neon Nerds' Amenities, we cater to the whims of the most discerning, bespectacled elite. Our services include, but are not limited to:

• Personalized, hand-delivered packets of artisanal, hand-rolled oats
• Customized, hand-tailored, acid-washed, distressed-denim jackets with built-in, glow-in-the-dark, neon strips
• Expertly crafted, hand-brewed, quadruple-shot, quadruple-foam, quadruple-shot espresso drinks

Don't settle for the mundane, plebeian services offered by those soulless, bland, corporate amenity providers. Choose Neon Nerds' Amenities for the truly exceptional, the truly elite, the truly nerdy experience.