Welcome to Analysis Paralysis, where we help you justify your procrastination with style!
- Excuses Galore: Generate a plethora of excuses for not doing that thing you're supposed to do.
- Thick, Unyielding Borders: Our borders are as thick as our excuses, and just as effective at keeping you from getting anything done.
- Drop Shadow of Despair: Our pages are so dense with information, you'll feel like you're drowning in a sea of uncertainty.
Click here to access our Excuse Generator, or here to see the Paralysis Timeline, a comprehensive history of your procrastination habits.