You're stuck in a loop, unable to decide, unable to move, unable to live. Welcome to Analysis Paralysis, where the only thing you're good at is overthinking.
Here's the problem, friend. You're afraid of missing out. Not just any old FOMO, but a full-blown, existential FOMO. You're worried that the world is moving on without you, that your friends are having fun without you, that your ex is doing better without you.
But let's be real, you're not just afraid of missing out, you're also afraid of making a decision. Afraid of choosing the wrong thing, afraid of choosing too much, afraid of choosing at all.
So, you're stuck, and it's like you're in this never-ending loop of overanalysis, where every option seems worse than the next. It's like you're trapped in a maze, and every door you open just leads to more questions, more what-ifs, and more maybes.
But don't worry, friend, you're not alone. There are others like you, who've been stuck in this loop for years. Some of them have even created support groups, where you can share your fears, your anxieties, and your overthoughts with others who understand.
So, if you're feeling overwhelmed, if you're feeling stuck, just remember: you're not alone. There's a support group for that. And if you're feeling adventurous, you can even try our Decision Tree to see if it helps you break free from this cycle of overanalysis.
Or, if you're feeling really, really stuck, you can just go to The Overthinker's Den, where you can indulge in the art of overthinking with the best of them. Just don't say I didn't warn you...