Anchor Best Practices: The Ultimate Guide to Not Losing Your Keys

Warning: the internet is a treacherous place. Your anchors will judge you.

Do Not Click On This (or Do You?)

Are you tired of clicking on links that just don't seem right? Do you find yourself questioning every click? Do you wonder, "Am I a bad person for clicking on this?"

Well, wonder no more. This subpage is here to help you develop the discipline to not click on things that just seem wrong.

Try our 7-Step Program to Click-Free Living:

  1. Take a deep breath before clicking.
  2. Read the fine print.
  3. Count to 10.
  4. Call your mom.
  5. Pretend you're a responsible adult.
  6. Click only when absolutely necessary.
  7. Regret it later.

Anchor Hacks for the Lazy and the Lame

Are you tired of anchors being all the rage? Do you wish you could just use some anchors without all the fuss?

Well, we've got you covered. Our expert team of anchor consultants will help you hack your way to anchor mastery.

Learn the art of anchor-hacking with our 5-Step Method:

  1. Use the Mouse Over Hacks for the Lazy
  2. Employ the Keyboard Shortcuts for the Lame
  3. Master the art of Eye-Tracking for the Clumsy
  4. Discover the secret to Tap Dancing for the Fancypants
  5. Get certified in Anchor Hacking 101

Anchor Etiquette: A Guide to Not Being a Boatload of Bull

Are you tired of anchors being the bane of your existence? Do you wish people would just use them correctly for once?

Well, wish no more. This subpage is here to school you in the ways of Anchor Etiquette.

Learn the 7 Commandments of Anchor Etiquette:

  1. Thou shalt not use anchors for mere decoration.
  2. Thou shalt use anchors for actual navigation.
  3. Thou shalt not use anchors for clickbait.
  4. Thou shalt not use anchors for SEO.
  5. Thou shalt not use anchors for clickbaiting thyself.
  6. Thou shalt use anchors consistently.