Step 2: Anchovy Conquest

Removing the Bane of the Ocean

Now that you've identified the anchovy problem, it's time to get to work. In this step, you'll be using our patented Anchovy-Vac 3000 to suck the anchovies off the plate.

Continue to Step 3: Anchovy Disposal

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