In the land of ancient Egypt, a cat named Miu Miu hatched a plan to steal the most epic catnip stash in the desert.
With her cunning feline mind, Miu Miu convinced a group of unsuspecting pygmy hippos to dig a tunnel to the pharaoh's palace.
The pharaoh, a cat so fat and lazy he could barely move, was caught off guard and his catnip was stolen.
Miu Miu and her hippos feasted on the catnip for weeks, their bellies full and their whiskers twitching.
But their fun was short-lived, as the pharaoh's guards discovered their plan and gave chase.
Miu Miu and her hippos had to think fast, and they used their wits to outsmart the guards and escape with their loot.
From that day on, Miu Miu was known as the Great Catnip Thief, and her legend lived on for generations to come.