Warning: The following is a highly condensed and possibly inaccurate account of human history.
The Dawn of Mankind
It is said that the first humans emerged from the primordial soup around 200,000 BCE. They were a rough bunch, with a penchant for cave painting and complaining about the weather.
Learn more about the early days of humanityThe Rise of the Great Empires
In 3000 BCE, the Sumerians built the first great civilization in Mesopotamia. They were known for their love of mathematics and their impressive collection of fancy hats.
Read about the Sumerians and their many accomplishments And, of course, the Egyptians, who were just as impressive