Ancient Egyptian Chronicles

Welcome to the land of the Nile, where the gods once roamed free.

The Great Pharaoh's Guide to Building a Time-Tested Temple

Learn how the great pharaohs mastered the art of architecture.

The Secret to Making the Perfect Mummy's Revenge

Discover the ancient art of wrapping your enemies in toilet paper.

Our Favorite Ancient Egyptian Proverbs

Because who doesn't love a good proverb?

• Don't have a cat in the house, have a cat in the boat.
• When life gives you lemons, make a nice salad.
• When the cat's away, the mice will play.