The earliest known space suits were worn by Neolithic nomads who ventured into the cosmos to hunt for meteorites and other celestial resources. These primitive suits were little more than animal hides with some basic shielding.
Next: Dynastic Era (c. 2600 BCE)As Egypt rose to power, space suits became more advanced, featuring intricate hieroglyphics and a more... ahem... pharaonic flair. These suits also came with built-in beer coolers.
Next: Classical Era (c. 1800 BCE)In this era, Egyptian spacemen became known for their love of... well, let's say, 'futuristic minimalism.' Suits were streamlined, efficient, and sported an 'I-have-no-time-for-this-' attitude.
Next: Dynastic Renaissance (c. 1200 BCE)Space suits became an extension of the pharaonic ego, featuring elaborate headdresses and a dash of... well, let's call it 'space-futurism.' Suits were no longer just tools, but works of art.
Next: Decline of the Dynastys (c. 100 BCE)As Egypt's space program went into decline, so did its space suit design. Suits became more... practical, featuring a 'less-is-more' approach.
Next: Medieval Space Suits (c. 500 CE)Under the influence of the Roman Empire, space suits took on a new, more... well, let's say, 'gothic flair.' Suits were now adorned with intricate, gemstone-encrusted designs.