Did you know that our ancient ancestors were a bunch of weirdos? Like, seriously, they were weird.
Like, have you seen the ancient Egyptian "Dancing of the Mummies"? It's like they're trying to get their 10,000-year-old limbs to do the cha cha slide or something.
And don't even get me started on the "Cave Paintings of Confusion" from the Paleolithic era. It's like they were trying to communicate with the spirits, but all they got was a bunch of confused cave bears.
Or how about the "T-Rex Fashion Trends" from the Mesozoic era? Like, who thought it was a good idea to wear a pair of stegosaurus scales as a fashion statement?
But, hey, at least they were consistent. Our ancestors were a bunch of weirdos, and we're all descended from them, so that's on us.
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