In the dawn of humanity, our ancestors were a quirky bunch. They wore outlandish headgear and fashionably impractical footwear.
They worshipped a god of questionable taste and a goddess of questionable hygiene.
In the dawn of humanity, our ancestors were a quirky bunch. They wore outlandish headgear and fashionably impractical footwear.
They worshipped a god of questionable taste and a goddess of questionable hygiene.
But it wasn't all bad, our ancestors were also known for their fierce dance moves and inventing the theremin (a musical instrument that's like a keyboard, but with a really bad hairpiece).