Our Story

Once, in a land before time, the Ancient Honey Warriors were known for their bravery, their honor, and their unwavering dedication to the sweet, golden elixir of the gods: HONEY.

We fought against the dark forces of the Sour Sugar Empire, defending our hives against their bitter attacks. Our legend grew, our honey flows, and our mustaches grew longer.

We were the defenders of the sweetest of sweet treats. We were the ones who made the impossible possible. We were the... well, we're not here now, but you can read about it.