1. Dial up your 56k modem before trying to browse, or you'll be stuck with a 9600 baud connection.
2. Don't forget to refresh your bookmarks every hour, lest you get lost in the vast expanse of the web.
3. Use a real browser, not one of those new-fangled web browsers that tries to make things look pretty.
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Disclaimer: These tips are not actually useful, but they're definitely entertaining.