The Ancient Laws of the Internet

Law 1: Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in thy website's design

Any person found guilty of using the abomination known as Comic Sans shall be subject to ridicule and scorn from the coding community.

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Laws of the Internet: A Guide to Not Being a Menace

Law 2: Thou shalt not use a font size smaller than 14px for body text on a webpage

Any person found guilty of this offense shall be forced to read their own writing on a screen for eternity, sans zoom.

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Law 3: Thou shalt not use more than 3 colors on thy website

Any person found guilty of this transgression shall be forced to stare at a sea of pastels for an hour.

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