Colors of Unacceptability
According to our research, only 5 colors have been deemed acceptable by the ancient world. But, have you ever wondered about those that didn't make the cut?
Unacceptable Color #1: Turquoise
Turquoise was banned by the ancient council of elder artisans for its 'distracting' nature. 'It's like they're trying to blind you with their own inferiority,' said one elderly craftsman.
Read more about why Turquoise was BANNEDUnacceptable Color #2: Lavender
Lavender was deemed too 'feminine' by the male-dominated ancient society. 'We're artisans, not florists!' one gruff blacksmith exclaimed.
Read more about the Lavender ConspiracyUnacceptable Color #3: Chartreuse
Chartreuse was outlawed for its 'overwhelming presence'. 'You can't even see the craftsmanship behind the art!' said one irate weaver.
Read more about the Chartreuse ProhibitionUnacceptable Color #4: Mustard
Mustard was banned for its 'unbecoming association with inferior condiments'. 'We are artisans, not condiment peddlers!' said one incensed potter.
Read more about the Mustard ScandalUnacceptable Color #5: Neon Pink
Neon Pink was declared a 'public nuisance' by the ancient authorities. 'It's an affront to our very senses!' exclaimed one outraged scribe.
Read more about the Neon Pink Outlaw