Article: Metallic Colors
By: Lord McMetalhead
In the land of ancient laws, there existed a decree that governed the use of colors. Specifically, the law of the land stated that all colors had to be metallic in nature.
These colors included: Chrome Yellow, Rose Gold, Cobalt Blue, Copper Orange, and Bronze Silver.
Breaking this law was punishable by law. However, some of the more daring color users of the time found ways to circumvent this rule and still use non-metallic colors. But at a risk of being caught and put to shame.
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