In a world where subtlety is a lost art, Obnoxious Pink stands as a beacon of hope for the downtrodden, the oppressed, and the marginally annoyed. This color of the damned has been banned from every respectable gathering, every dignified institution, and every tasteful dinner party since 1987.
But we won't let that stop us! Oh no, we'll wear our Obnoxious Pink with pride, like a badge of honor, a symbol of our unwavering commitment to being completely and utterly obnoxious.