The Registry of Comic Sans Crimes

Penalty 1: Forced Viewing of Helvetica

Offenders: Anyone who uses Comic Sans in a professional setting

Penalty: 1 week of forced viewing of Helvetica font samples

Penalty Details:

• Offenders will be forced to watch Helvetica samples for 1 week straight
• During this time, offenders will be prohibited from using any other fonts

Penalty 2: Public Flogging with a Font-Size 72 Brush

The Brutalists' Revenge

The Comic Sans crime syndicate has been foiled by our secret underground network of designers.

Our agents have infiltrated the world's top font design firms and replaced all instances of Comic Sans with a custom, pixelated monstrosity:

Font-Nemesis

With this font, no one will ever use Comic Sans again.

The Future of Typography

With Font-Nemesis in place, the world will never forget the horrors of Comic Sans.