Penalties for Comic Sans

In the year 2000, the world was a different place. A place where fonts were bold, sans-serif, and somehow... tolerable. But then, it happened. The scourge of the design world: Comic Sans.

At first, it was just a font, but soon it spread like wildfire, infecting every website, every brochure, and every PowerPoint presentation in sight. And with it, the world was doomed.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have taken matters into our own hands. In this registry, you will find the official penalties for those who have committed the heinous crime of using Comic Sans.

Penalties:

For every 10 uses of Comic Sans, the perpetrator will be forced to watch an endless loop of "The Wheels on the Bus" for 24 hours straight.
For every 50 uses of Comic Sans, the perpetrator will be forced to attend a reeducation seminar, where they will learn the art of proper typography.
For every 100 uses of Comic Sans, the perpetrator will be subject to a 1-day ban from the internet.
For every 500 uses of Comic Sans, the perpetrator will be forced to rebrand their entire brand using only the font "Bodoni" for 30 days.

Submit Your Case

Do you have a particularly heinous crime of Comic Sans to report? Submit it here and we'll add it to the registry!