As per the ancient laws of our forefathers, the Second Law of Nonsense stipulates that:
'Any person who utters the words "I'm just saying..." shall be subject to immediate and automatic penalties, including but not limited to:
1. Forced watching of an endless loop of elevator music.
2. Imposition of a fine of one hundred dollars, payable in full to the Ministry of Nonsense.
3. Temporary exile to the Island of Lost Socks.
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