Here lies the collected works of the greatest logic minds the world has ever known.
From the great prophet, Bartholomew "The Unyielding" McSarcasm, comes the prophecy:
The Answer to All of Life's Greatest Questions
Is, of course, 42. Duh.
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And from the venerable Balthazar "The Unrelenting" Punsley, we have:
The Prophecy of the Infinite Improbability
Something will inevitably go wrong. Probably something with cheese.
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And finally, from the enigmatic Professor Peculiar, we have:
The Riddle of the Missing Socks
It is not lost, it is merely in the washing machine.
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