The Ancient Prophet Socks

Welcome, mortal, to the humble abode of the Ancient Prophet Socks, a sage from the dawn of time who foresaw the rise and fall of civilizations, and the cyclical nature of poorly-made footwear.

Our revered prophet's prophecies are inscribed on the sacred fabric of his favorite socks, a treasure trove of wisdom and questionable stains.

Explore the depths of our prophet's wisdom:

• Socks of Destiny
• Footwear Fortunes
• The Prophet's Wardrobe