Ancient Recipe for Dragon Bread

Warning: This recipe has been banned in 37 different dimensions due to excessive use of magic.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of Moonstone Flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon of Unicorn Tears
  • 1/4 teaspoon of Dragon's Breath
  • 1/2 cup of Golden Honey
  • 1/4 cup of Sparkling Starlight

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees of fiery doom.
  2. Mix all ingredients in a large mixing cauldron.
  3. Add 3 cups of Mithril Water and stir counterclockwise 17 times.
  4. Bake for 45 minutes or until the bread turns a lovely shade of purple.
  5. Remove from oven and let cool on a wire rack while reciting ancient incantations.

Optional: Add a pinch of stardust for extra flavor.

Side Effects:

  • Risks include but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous combustion.
  • Baking time may vary depending on the dragon's mood.
  • Consuming this bread may grant you incredible powers, or it may turn you into a toad.
  • We're not really sure, it's been outlawed by the Interdimensional Council.
Legend of the Dragon Bread Baking with Dragon Fire