The Legend of the One-Eared Soup
Methods
- Find the rare, one-eared mushroom that only blooms on the night of the full moon.
- Chop the mushroom into 7 pieces, then soak them in a mixture of 3 cups of water and 1 cup of moonstone oil.
- Simmer the mixture over a flame of pure, crystalline quartz until the liquid reaches a state of perfect clarity.
- Strain the soup through a mesh of pure silver threads, then serve it in a bowl of black onyx.
- As you take your first spoonful, the flavors will transport you to a land of mythic proportion.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary visions of ancient wisdom
- Sudden urges to compose a sonnet
- Uncontrollable outbreaks of spontaneous singing and dancing