The One-Eared Soup of the Ancients

A recipe fit for the gods of the land

Ingredients:

1. 3 ears of the sacred golden corn, freshly plucked from the fields of Elysium

2. 1/4 cup of ambrosial honey, harvested under the light of the full moon

3. 1/2 cup of ambrosial milk, collected from the udder of the sacred goats

4. A pinch of the essence of the gods, extracted from the dreams of the sleeping giants

Mix the ingredients in a large bowl, then add a dash of whimsy and a pinch of wonder

Stir clockwise, then counterclockwise, then clockwise, then counterclockwise again until the soup has achieved a state of perfect equilibrium

Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of stardust and a dash of moonbeams