The Legendery One-Eared Soup
A recipe so divine, it defied the laws of culinary physics. A soup of unorthodox proportions, with a singular, majestic ear per serving.
Ingredients:
- One (1) ear, preferably from a prized, albino rabbit
- Two (2) cups of the finest, imported, Egyptian onions
- Three (3) pinches of the rare, Himalayan pink salt
Mix the ear with the onions and salt, then serve in a bowl. The result is a soup of unparalleled majesty, with a flavor that will make the gods weep with envy.
Try it, if you dare!
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