Ancient Dance Techniques

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The Wriggle-Wobble: A Dance of the Ancients

Learn the ancient art of wiggling your arms like a leaf in the wind. A dance of the primitives, this style involves flailing your limbs in a most unrefined yet strangely mesmerizing way.

Take it to the next level!

The Fjordian Frenzy: A Dance of the Norse

Channel your inner Viking with this frenetic dance of wild abandon. A true test of endurance and coordination, this style will leave you gasping for air and begging for mercy.

Face your fears!