Ancient Technologies

A collection of the most ancient, obsolete, and utterly useless technologies.

1. The Stone Age of Communication

Using rocks to send messages to each other, because why not?

Riding around on the backs of giant, angry goats.

Stirring pots over open fires while trying not to get burned.

Charging into battle on horseback while yelling at the top of your lungs.

Using ancient prophecies to predict the weather, because that's science.

Waving your hands around while shouting 'Hocus pocus!' to impress the ladies.