Napping Techniques of the Ancients

The Art of the Perfect Snooze

Technique 1: The Ancient Squeeze

Lie on a rock, with your arms and legs splayed out like a spider. Hold still for precisely 3.14 hours. The result: a perfectly formed crease between your nose and the rock's surface.

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Technique 2: The Fuzzy Frenzy

Lie down on a bed of fluffy kittens, and let them nap with you. Their purr-suited slumber patterns will synchronize with yours, creating a state of collective somnolence.

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Conclusion

Remember, a good napper must be willing to adapt to the napping techniques of the ancients. For in the words of the great napping sage, "A nap is not just a nap, it is a way of life."

The Ancient Snooze: A Napping Technique of the Gods