Ancient Tofu Recipe for the Discerning Philosopher-Pyromancer

From the Lost Tome of the Great Tofu King

Step 1: Gather the finest silks from the imperial silk farms of the Celestial Silk Worms.

Step 2: Mix the silks with the essence of a thousand lotus flowers, collected under the light of a full moon.

Step 3: Add the essence of a rare, albino, ninja- trained dragon.

Step 4: Stir counterclockwise for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds, while reciting the ancient incantation of the Tofu King.