Ah, you've stumbled upon the fabled Curse of the Pharaohs. Legend has it that if you dare to click on this link, you'll be cursed with an eternity of boredom.
But wait, it gets better! If you're feeling adventurous, click on the link below to discover the lost city of Zenith and risk being turned into a giant spider by the wrath of the gods!
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, click on the link below to face the Mummy of Doom, who's been known to terrorize travelers for centuries with its... um, rather large and pointy head.
Break the Curse and risk it all for the chance to be the first human to ever break a Pharaoh's curse! (Good luck with that.)