The Great Decisions of the Ancients

In the dimly lit, dusty halls of the Ancient's Council Chamber, the wise and venerable Council of Elders gathered to decide the most pressing matters of the land.

It was here that they made the decision to build the Great Wall of Blerg, a barrier of unyielding stone and unshakeable resolve that would protect their civilization from the scourge of the neighboring kingdom of Zog.

Read about the time they decided to invent the Wheel of Doom

Learn about the Great Debate of the Ancients, where they argued for hours about the best way to make a decent cup of coffee

Discover the shocking truth about the time they decided to trade all their cattle for rubber chickens