Behold, the toaster that was never noticed. The toaster that was placed in the corner, left to gather dust, and eventually, became a mere footnote in the annals of history.
Its sole purpose: to toast bread. A task so mundane, so underwhelming, that it was all but ignored by the inhabitants of this once-great civilization.
But, for a brief, shining moment, it was the center of attention. A beacon of hope in a world gone mad.
Visit the Subpage 1: The Rise and Fall to learn more about its ascension to fame.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head to Subpage 2: The Forgotten Recipes to discover the secrets of the toaster's lost art.
And, for the truly brave, venture into the Subpage 3: The Toaster's Lament, where you'll find the toaster's own, deeply moving, and somewhat disturbing, poetry.
