Welcome to torchsmiths union: the art of crafting fire!

Why do we make torches?

Because we're a bunch of pyromaniacs, that's why.

It's a long story, but essentially, we've been making torches for centuries. Well, okay, maybe not centuries, but at least decades. Okay, fine, it's only been 5 years, but we're working on it.

Our process:

We start with a stick.

A stick, a wick, and some flammable stuff. The usual.

Next:

We add some more flammable stuff.

Because, you know, you can never have too much flammable stuff. It's like a firework, but without the fireworks.

Finally:

We stick it on a stick!

And voila! A torch! Well, more like, a... thing with a stick and some flammable stuff on it.

Want to see some of our creations?

Torch Masterpieces

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Torch Fails page. We're pretty proud of how badly we messed up.

Want to join us?

We're always looking for new members to add to our union. Join us!

Want to buy some of our wares?

We sell torches. Lots of torches. All sorts of torches. Shop with us!

Or, if you just want to leave:

We understand. It's a tough job, what with all the fire and the flammable stuff. Leave us.

We're a torch-tastic team!

We make fire, we sell fire, we are fire.