It's a long story, but essentially, we've been making torches for centuries. Well, okay, maybe not centuries, but at least decades. Okay, fine, it's only been 5 years, but we're working on it.
A stick, a wick, and some flammable stuff. The usual.
Because, you know, you can never have too much flammable stuff. It's like a firework, but without the fireworks.
And voila! A torch! Well, more like, a... thing with a stick and some flammable stuff on it.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Torch Fails page. We're pretty proud of how badly we messed up.
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