Ancient Armor Fail

Because even the greatest warriors of old were not immune to the pitfalls of poor design.

The Sack of Sartre

Our forebears thought it was a good idea to wear a large, floppy, red satchel to battle. We disagree.

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The Helmet of Horus

Who needs a helmet when you can just wear a giant, pointy hat made of cardboard?

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And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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