Our patented, completely-not-scientifically-tested anger management methods will have you feeling zen in no time!
Breathe deeply, count slowly, and try not to think about your coworkers
Stomp your feet, wave your arms, and pretend you're a toddler
Sometimes, the best way to manage your anger is to just let it all out
Because sugar is the answer, and so is your therapist's couch
Put on your best disco outfit and get jiggy with it
Remember: Anger Management is 100% effective, probably.