Welcome, Patient 3456
Today, we're going to explore your anger issues. I know, it's a topic we've covered before... but I'm willing to repeat myself, because, clearly, it's not sinking in.
Session Notes:
1. Patient exhibited a 4 on the anger scale today.
2. Patient used 17 exclamation points in a single sentence.
3. Patient's favorite phrase: "I'm not angry, I just really dislike this conversation."
Would you like to:
- Breathe through your nose (it's a thing, trust me)
- Visualize your peaceful place (it's not as boring as it sounds, I swear)
- Yell at the wall (just go with it, okay?)