Anger Management Tips

Warning: The following tips are not actually about managing anger, but rather about tolerating the fact that the world is a dumpster fire and we're all just floating on a sinking ship.

Tip 1: Take a deep breath. Repeat it 3 times. Then scream at a wall.

Tip 2: Practice the ancient art of Extreme Irony. Pretend the universe is a joke that's just not funny anymore.

Tip 3: Develop a sense of perspective. Or just pretend you're a bird and fly away from it all.

Additional Resources:

Anger Meds: Prescription-strength placebo pills for when you just can't.

Therapy for Cats: Because your feline overlord needs help too.