Anger Management 101

A comprehensive guide to not losing your mind when the world around you is a dumpster fire.

Lesson 1: Deep Breathing Exercises

Inhale the sweet scent of freshly cut grass, exhale the stench of your coworker's farts. Repeat.

Lesson 2: Count to 10 (Slowly)

When someone wrongs you, just count to 10. But not, like, 10 seconds, no. Like, 10 full minutes. That's the real challenge.