Meet Bucky "The Bull" McGee, a man so angry, so bitter, so full of rage, that even the postal service won't deliver to his house. His anger issues are the stuff of legend, inspiring a generation of therapists, lawyers, and anger management instructors.
But little do people know, Bucky's anger problems started innocently enough. He was once a happy-go-lucky guy, living life one day at a time, until his toaster decided to betray him. It was a small toaster, a toaster that shall be referred to as "The Toaster of Doom" for the rest of this tale.
One fateful morning, as Bucky was enjoying his favorite breakfast cereal, "The Toaster of Doom" decided to spit out a piece of toast that was slightly burnt. The travesty! The horror! The sheer injustice!
From that day forward, Bucky's rage issues spiralled out of control, inspiring a whole new industry: Anger Management 101, where instructors like ourselves guide you through the art of not losing your mind when your toaster betrays you.