Welcome to the Institute for Incompetent Exorcists, where the possessed are possessed of our patience.
We've had 12 years of experience in failing to exorcise 37 demons, 14 ghosts, and 2 angels.
Our team of expert exorcists are trained in the ancient art of "accidentally" setting the possessed ablaze, "forgetting" to bring holy water, and "intentionally" making the possessed more possessed.
Don't try this at home. Or do. We don't judge.
We've managed to exorcise 1 demon (sort of), 0 ghosts (we're still trying), and 1 angel (it was a Tuesday).
Our success rate is 100% in the field of "not getting paid on time".
Check out our Angel of the Month for our most notable failure.
We're hiring! Join the Institute and help us fail some demons!