Anger Management Techniques

InterGalactic Anger Management Technique 2: The Cosmic Displacement Technique

When dealing with an alien species that's constantly trying to steal our snacks, try the cosmic displacement technique. Simply displace your anger onto a nearby inanimate object, like a space rock or a planet. This allows you to focus on the snack heist without resorting to violence.

Subpage 1: Advanced Displacement Techniques
1. Identify a suitable displacement object (e.g., a moon or a star). 2. Focus your anger onto this object. 3. Visualize the object being consumed by a black hole.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until your anger subsides.