The Frenemy Method: A revolutionary new technique for managing anger by embracing the people who drive you crazy.
Step 1: Identify your frenemies. Who are the people who always seem to push your buttons? Write down their names in a notebook.
Step 2: Create a mental map of the ways in which your frenemies are connected to each other. Who's friends with who, and who's secretly plotting against you.
Step 3: Develop a plan for subtly manipulating your frenemies' social media profiles. Post inflammatory memes, share inflammatory articles, and watch as they implode.
Substep 1: The Art of the Well-Placed Screenshot
Substep 2: The Frenemy-Fueled Hashtag Campaign
Remember, the goal of the Frenemy Method is to turn the tables on your enemies and make them think you're crazy, not actually be crazy.