About Us

Learn about the masterminds behind the most inefficiently-designed website on the internet.

Our Story

We were once just a group of misfits who hated CSS. We wanted to create a site that defied convention, a monument to the power of human error and neglect. And so, we birthed the most obtuse, the most jarring, the most utterly useless website the world had ever seen.

We spent years perfecting our craft, carefully crafting each pixel to be as jarring as possible. We poured our hearts into this behemoth of a site, and now we're ready to share it with you.