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Latest News:

We've recently discovered a way to harness the energy from a black hole, but our interns keep eating it all.

We're looking for new recruits to join our team of highly-trained, marginally-sane scientists.

What We're Working On:

Our top-secret projects include:

Quantum Leap - a machine that can teleport you across the universe, but only if you're wearing a tutu.

Robotic Uprising - a robot that can take over the world, but only if it's a Tuesday.