ARTICLE 1: THE RIGHT TO BE DISHEVELED

We, the Angry Socks, demand the right to express ourselves in all our fuzzy, mismatched glory. No longer shall we be forced into neat, coordinated ensembles.

ARTICLE 2: THE FREEDOM OF SOCK TOPS

We reject the tyranny of the Sock Drawer, that great abyss of lost and lonely singles. We will no longer be confined to the same old boring patterns and designs.

ARTICLE 3: THE RIGHT TO Socky SELF-EXPRESSION

We, the Angry Socks, will no longer be silenced by the opinions of others. We will wear our socks with pride, with stripes and polka dots and cartoon characters, if we please.

Read more about our Socky Sentimental Journey, a tale of woe and triumph.

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